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Try this - create a mad lib story
@ 22/09/2007 – 14:32:13
One fine day, Gilraen the pirate monkey went out to jump some tree. Everything was going fine until she ran into her archnemesis, Bilbo, in Monkey Island. 'Yikes!!' said Bilbo, 'did you just jump some tree?' Gilraen simply replied 'knobcheese!' and pulled out her bush. Gilraen and Bilbo farted and guffed until they were green. But then they realized the folly of their ways, and patched things up over a big bowl of tequila.
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ZIPPY!
@ 21/09/2007 – 18:51:13
Thanks to Rainbow Forever
"What is Zippy?" Zippy is, according to official sources, a 'Unique'. A unique what exactly, has never been fully explained. Suggestions have ranged from a frog, a snake, a hamburger to a space alien, even an S&M accessory (not to be confused with M&S where Geoffrey got most of his trendy 1970's tank tops and sweaters).
Always loud, brash and the naughtiest of the Rainbow household, Zippy often ended up down in the dumps, head in hand with an anguished cry of "It's not fair!". Occasionally, and this didn't happen as often as we would like to remember, he would endure the ultimate sanction of being zipped up. Though why he could never just un-zip himself remains another unexplained mystery.
Zippy symbolises the 1980's Child of the Thatcher Generation, the have now and pay the consequences later. If you like, having his cake, sausages, bread 'n jam and eating it. If we'd only followed George's careful example and saved our pennies for a rainy day...
Character Most Likely To: Enter UK politics and despite numerous allegations of sleaze and corruption become the greatest leader of our country since President Blair.
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20 things which really really annoy me that I should really learn to live with
@ 15/09/2007 – 17:02:33
1. Thumbsuckers.
2. People who are still indicating right when they leave a roundabout.
3. Sky TV continuity announcers.
4. Being late.
5. Anne Robinson.
6. Speaking to people in call centres.
7. People in supermarket checkout queues who only get their purse/wallet out of their handbag/pocket when they are told what their bill is.
8. Teenagers.
9. Being forced to make smalltalk.
10. This - every fecking time -
11. Any song by Joe Cocker.
12. Idiots who moan about their human rights being violated and threaten to sue because their FREE blog service provider announces their birthday to their personal friends list.
13. Reality TV.
14. Losing at Monopoly. (no other game, just that one)
15. People who say 'nice weather for ducks' when it's raining.
16. Daniel Radcliffe's eyebrows.
17. The way that the TV people always increase the volume on the TV when the adverts come on.
18. Loud sneezers.
19. Noel Edmonds.
20. The fact that I don't know whether the title of this post should be '20 things which really really annoy me that I should really learn to live with' or '20 things that really really annoy me which I should really learn to live with'.
YOUR TURN NOW...
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I have found the best excercise that you will always enjoy and never tire of...
@ 10/09/2007 – 17:30:43
Yes, it's what every home should not be without.
An adult bouncy castle. Seriously. It would be the best thing you ever owned. I want one. But one three times as big as the one in this picture.
I went to softplay with my nephew once and I could not help but have a go on the jumbo bouncy castle there - I actually made myself choke with laughter. I think I scared the kid.
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So where the hell have I been?
@ 07/09/2007 – 16:30:13
Well, they say a picture speaks a thousand words. So here's some highlights (click to enlarge, key at the bottom).
1 Jesus College, Cambridge, venue for wedding # 3 for 2007 of brother-in-law. New sister-in-law gained!
2 People bimbling about at said wedding
3 Major garden clearance
4 The Hedge of Doom is dead
5 Dartmoor, outside the Forest Inn
6 More Dartmoor, venue of Wedding #4 for 2007 of cousin John
7 The happy couple
8 God-daughter Erica, 3, bless...
9 Killer geese outside the Two Bridges Hotel - patrolled the area regularly and attached small children
10 More Dartmoor, from the car
11 It's coming down!!!
12 Bronte Parsonage Museum, Haworth, Yorkshire Moors
13 The overcrowded graveyard at Haworth
14 Life versus Death
15 The Globe Theatre!
16 Seeing Loves Labours Lost at the Globe - Internet image as the camera police were out and about inside the theatre
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I have been blogging for 1 year exactly today!
@ 07/09/2007 – 16:25:14
Well, I was thinking of giving up on this blog lark, I was too busy, too tired, losing interest, but no more. I appear to have a second wind. Especially since it is my Blog Birthday today. Goodnes me, when I think back to that first post.
Have a nice evening, Gil xx













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