One fine day, Gilraen the pirate monkey went out to jump some tree. Everything was going fine until she ran into her archnemesis, Bilbo, in Monkey Island. 'Yikes!!' said Bilbo, 'did you just jump some tree?' Gilraen simply replied 'knobcheese!' and pulled out her bush. Gilraen and Bilbo farted and guffed until they were green. But then they realized the folly of their ways, and patched things up over a big bowl of tequila.

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