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  • Historical Oddities: Part 3


    1. In around 1500 B.C. Emperor Ch'eng T'ang ordered his chief minister, I-Yin, to prepare an inventory of the most flavorful foods available in all of China. Heading I-Yin's list of the best meat dishes were "orangutan lips . . . the tails of young swallows . . . and the choice parts of yak and elephant. . . ."

    2. In AD 887 Charles the Simple, the heir of Charles the Bald, acceded to the French throne by overthrowing Charles the Fat.

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    3. In the Medieval period (early - late), most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

    4. In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls - to 12.

    5. In around 1450 Louis XI of France commanded the abbot of Baigne to invent a preposterous musical instrument for the amusement of His Majesty's friends. After mulling over the possibilities, the abbot gathered together a herd of hogs, ranging from nursing piglets to full-fledged swine. Under a velvet tent he lined them up with low-voiced porkers on the left, the middle-range sows in the middle, and the soprano piglets on the right. Then the abbot constructed a modified organ keyboard, attaching the keys to a complex apparatus terminating in a series of small spikes, one poised over the rump of each pig. The courtiers were gathered together and the abbot played his keyboard, causing the spikes to prick the pigs in sequence. The pigs naturally let out a piercing squeal, each in its own particular voice range. The tunes were actually recognizable, and the concert was adjudged a success by all.

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  • Historical oddities: Part 2

    6. Technically, Henry VIII had only two wives. Four of his marriages were annulled.

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    7. King Richard II invented the handkerchief.

    8. The Parliament of Iceland is the oldest still acting parliament in the world. It was established in 930.

    9. People have been wearing glasses for about 700 years.

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    10. The first-known contraceptive was crocodile dung and was used by the Egyptians in 2000 BC. (ed - just like to know how they applied that...)

  • Historical oddities: Part 1

    1. Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

     

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    2. John F. Kennedy, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, and C.S. Lewis all died on the same day.

    3. Officially, the longest war in history was between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly, which lasted from 1651 to 1986. There were no casualties.

    4. Gay marriage was legally recognized in Rome, and Nero himself married at least two gay couples.

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    5. Adolf Hitler’s nephew, William Hitler, immigrated to the United States in 1939 and fought against his uncle.

  • I've dropped me brain

    Bah. Why can't all week-ends be Bank Holiday week-ends?

    Spent the week-end cleaning, slobbing and working in the rain

    But I did watch POTC At World's End (excellent and, rather controversially, my favourite of the three) so there was a highlight and I am about to make one of Hubster's favourite dishes, Chicken Vindaloo. Will blog recipe later, and get round to a film review at some point.

    Whilst I was cleaning up the study (an ongoing saga) I found all my old field notebooks from 8-10 years ago, before I got too busy doing a  'real' job and stopped doing them. What a regret! It was fun to read through them again (digs in Barbados, Italy and Finland). If blogs and broadband were invented in 1997, I would have a much more exciting blog than I do now. And, after Oliver's Mound in May, makes me want to go out and get the old trowel out again. I fear my company has dampened my spirit for the core of archaeology, becoming bogged down in Risk Assessments and management meetings.

    I need to either do that MSc to keep my brain in the game, or apply for that other job.

    Or I could just become an 18th century pirate. It looks kinda fun.

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    "Nobody move! I've dropped me brain. "

    Oh, and I'll be taking lots of photos of the Lake District next week!!

    OOh - someone just came back from Tesco with the new Nickelback CD. Time for 'Loo. CU l8r.

    Gil xx

  • Da-da-da dum

    Hi.

    Random musings. Working on the lap-top on the Chesterfield on a Saturday afternoon in front of a roaring fire with a glass of Soave invites me to blog, not work. I will see how I go.

    Well, off to 'work' in the Lake District next week, just south of Kendal. Plus we have to visit the archives in Kendal one afternoon, so I feel a visit to the Beatrix Potter Museum coming on - or maybe Cars of the Stars. Then next weekend I will be visiting a heavily pregnant woman.

    Things I would like:

    A small monkey who I would dress as a Chinaman.
    A dressing gown made of duvet
    Some sunshine!

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  • Chicken Casserole - quick and easy

    Ingredients

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    2 chicken breasts
    Large onion
    1 garlic
    2 bay leaves
    3 slices of bacon
    1 large carrot
    Some mixed herbs
    1 heaped tbsp of plain flour
    salt and pepper to taste

    1. Slap some oil in a large pan and brown the chicken breasts for abotu 5-10 minutes and then move to a casserole dish.

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    2. In The same oil, roughly chop the onion and slice up the bacon and fry on a low-medium heat for about 10 minutes until nicely soft.

    3. Add the chopped carrot (and any other vegetables you fancy). Then add the bay leaf and  garlic clove (unchopped - just throw it in for flavour).

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    4. Add a heaped tbsp of plain flour and mix in well.This will thicken the sauce.

    5. Add the chicken stock and some mixed herbs, salt and pepper taste and bring to the boil.

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    6. Pour overthe chicken in the casserole dish. Cover and put into the oven for 1.5 hours at 180 degrees.

    7. Serve with peas and mash - this is what's known as a 'mash mountain' in our house!

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  • The Time For Proctrastination Was Over

    Well.

    It's fair to say I'm not the tidiest person in the world. In fact, my track record of 'putting things away' is particularly poor and my pride in my ability to turn a room upside down in 5 minutes is uncontested.

    So, it was with some trepidation and gusto (an interesting combination) that I tackled the tidying of my study-cum-hellhole in this wonderfulinvention of Bank Holiday Monday.

    Once the floor had been cleared (oh, and thanks Polo for leaving a few choice items under the rug) I drew my attention to the organisation of our gargantuan CD collection. Already in alphabetical order, I decided they all belonged in the same cupboard, with a distinct seperation between 'letters' to make room for future purchases. Inbetween the gaps I have placed my piglet ornament collection thus:

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    For family and friends who are listening, I am still avidly collecting and rather like the the winterscene ones - I already have 'That's The Way To Build A House' and 'Do You Think It's A - A Woozle?'. Thank you.

    Now before I have to explain that all the cool CDs are mine and all the dodgy one's are Hubsters,  yada-yada, I have been horrified to find a few turkeys of my own possession. I give you Exhibit A:

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    What can I say? It was the early 90s? Prince (before he became a squiggle) was all the rage? No. There is no excuse.I hang my head in shame.

    But I would also like to know one more thing..Please. For the love of GOD tell me why I own this:

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    And no. I was not tempted to put it on.

    Thanks Laurence.

  • Rogan Josh

    Rogan literally means 'meat' and josh means 'fat' and traditionally the fatty meat off the bone (lamb) was used for making Rogan Josh, being slow cooked in its own fat. The best chilli to use for this is the Kashmiri  chilli - but without being able to get any of those, I have used bird eyes!

    If you want to be more traditional to the original recipe, then use lamb (Rogan Josh is traditionally made with lamb), either stewing lamb or chops (about 700g) rather than the chicken. Simply remove the garlic from the instructions below and then use them at the beginning to prepare the meat. Simply boil the lamb with the garlic in about 6 cups of water for about 20 minutes beforehand. I have used chicken because it's easier and hubster prefers chicken in curries too.

    This recipe is a bit of a mix of different traditions of Rogan Josh and has been adapted from one by Carmellia Panjabie.

    Ingredients:

    4 chicken breasts

    1 large onion, finely chopped (or about 250g of shallots, I juts had a large Spanish to hand)
    some olive oil
    2 tsps of mild chilli powder
    1 tsp of paprika

    4 cloves
    4 green cardamons (the recipe called for large black cardamons, but I couldn't get hold of any)(1)
    2 bays leaves
    1 blade of mace

    1 tsp coriander powder
    1 tsp fennel powder (I could only get fennel seeds, so mashed up the seeds with a mortar and pestle)
    1 tsp ginger powder
    2 small bird eye chillis (2), finely chopped (or crushed dried bird eye chillis, as I used)
    1/4 tsp of turmeric powder
    salt to taste
    4 cloves of garlic
    three heaped spoons of full fat yoghurt, whisked

    Main spice ingredients:
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    1. Mix the chilli powder and paprika in a small cup and add a touch of water so that it forms a rough paste as you can see below. Set aside.

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    2. Heat up the oil in a large pan and then add the onions (or shallots). Fry on a medium - low heat for about 10 - 15 minutes until they are soft (don't brown them).

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    4. Add the cloves, cardamons, bay leaves and mace and fry for another minute.

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    5. Next, add the coriander, fennel, garlic, ginger, bird eye chillies, turmeric and the chilli paste you made in Stage 1 and stir well. Add a smidge of water (about 2 tbsps) so that nothing sticks to the base of the pan and stir well.

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    6. After two more minutes, add the chicken to the mix and turn up the heat just a tad to brown them off, this should take about 5 minutes or so.  This will take a lot of stirring! Then lower the heat to a simmer and add the yoghurt. Stir well, mixing everything in.

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    7. Add any salt ot taste, and then add 4 cups of water and simmer.

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    8. Whilst the Josh is on the hob simmering away, preheat your fat fryer to 190 degrees. Pick out 3 large potatoes, peel and chop into chips of roughly the same size. Put them in the fryer, once it is heated, then fry the home-made chips for about 10-15 minutes, or however long it talkes to get nice crispy ones (or to your tastes, whatever). If they have done and the curry is still simmering away, then preheat the oven with a small oven dish and put the chips to keep warm in there.

    9. Once the meat is nice and tender, serve with the chips. As you can see here, I really need to change the fat in my fryer and you shouldn't get all the black bits!

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    10. Serve with cobra beer. This got the big thumbs up from hubster last night. Don't be tempted to add too many chillies to make it hotter  - it is the flavours that make this an excellent curry. If you don't like your curries too hot, then juts add in one bird-eye chilli. Or if you are a complete wuss, then just stick to the curry paste. But I hope you feel inclined to try it out as it is a very nice curry.

    Footnotes:

    (1) Both the black and green cardamon add to the flavour of a dish. The black cardamon is much bigger than the green one, though (about 6-8 times larger) and is grown in North-east India. The green cardamon, however, and has a little less flavour, so if you manage to get hold of some black ones, then it may add to the flavour of this dish!

    (2)The kashmiri chilli (from Kashmir) is best for this dish. I couldn't get hold of some, but I think Iwill. They are quite hot, but so are bird eyes and probably add a similar flavour to the mix. If anyone knows where I can get some Kashmiri chillies though, I would be truly grateful!

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    The elusive Kashmiri Chilli - but where can I buy some?

  • Bucatini Bolognase

    Yum! An old traditional one, very tasty.

    Ingredients:

    500g mince
    olive oil
    2 large carrots, sliced then quartered
    large Spanish onion
    2 cloves of garlic
    1 can of chopped tomatoes
    4  - 5 heaped tbsps tomato puree (to taste)
    salt (to taste)
    pepper (to taste)
    1 tbsp basil
    1 tbsp oregano
    1 tbsp thyme
    splash of Worcestershire Sauce
    400g bucatini

    How to:

    1. Peel and slice the carrots, then cut the slices into quarters. Preheat a LARGE pan with some olive oild and throw 'em in. I had to use the wok because my large pan is still in the dishwasher after the Rogan Josh from the other night.

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    2. Finely chop the large Spanish Onion and throw that in too. Then cook on a low heat for 10 - 15 minutes until the carrots and onions are nice and soft.

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    3. Then finely chop the garlic and throw that in, then put ithe mince n the pan and brown it off. Lots of stirring - takes about 5 - 10 minutes or so.

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    4. Then add the chopped tomatoes, puree, mix well, the the basil, oregano, thyme, salt and pepper and stir well. Leave to simmer on a low heat, stirring occassionally. Other ingredients you can add here are button mushrooms (quartered) and a couple  of bird eye chillies if you're in a hot mood...You can add what the hell you like, really - this is just a nice simple one!

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    5. Ooh  - nearly forgot a few splashes of the secret ingredient!

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    6. Cook the bucatini in a large pan of boiling water until nice and soft et voila! Here comes the cheesy arty Jamie Oliver shot...

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  • Spicy Mexican Meatballs

    A new adapted recipe from Gil's kitchen, branching away from Indian and into the Mexican! This got the thumbs up from the Hubster who nearly ate it all (rare - he's a grazer). Anyway, this is what you'll need:

    Ingredients

    1 slice bread
    1 bowl of milk
    500g of mince
    1 egg
    3 bird eye chillies
    2 cloves of garlic
    1 tbsp oregano
    1 can of chopped tomatoes
    4 red onions, finely chopped
    1/3 pint of beef stock
    3 large potatoes, sliced
    lots of oil
    1 tbsp mild chilli powder

    This is how you make it:

    1. Soak the bread in the milk. A little bizarre, I know, but it all helps to bind the balls, as-it-were.

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    2. Mix the egg in with the mince, and then add the bread.

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    3. Mix together and then make lots of little balls, about 2 inches in diameter, then set aside.

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    4. Finally - can start cooking! Finely chop the garlic. Slice, de-seed and finely chop the chillies...

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    5. Heat up a biut of oil in a pan and then fry the onions until nicely brown.

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    6. Add the chilli and garlic and mix well.

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    7. Now add the can of chopped tomatoes and the oregano and stir well. Add a little salt and pepper to taste if you want.

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    8. This should be making a really nice thick sauce. Now add the stock...

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    9. This should be smelling nice now. Lower the balls into the sauce, then cover the pot and leave on a low simmer for about an hour.

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    10. Whilst the meatballs are simmering away, get a wok or large pan and heat up some oil with the chilli powder on a high heat. Also pre-heatthe oven to 180 degrees. Whilst the oil is heating up, peel and slice the large potatoes. Once the oil is ready, in batches, give the potatoes a fry for about 5 minutes each (the idea is not to cook them through, but give them a crispy edge).

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    11. Now add all the poatato slices to an oven dish with lots of olive oil somethering the potatoes. Put in the oven for about 30 minutes.

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    12. Everything should be nicely timed, and you've got some lovely balls in a gorgeous sauce with crispy potato slices!

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