Well, hopefully, the Good Ship Lollipop isn't going to sink without trace with Captain La Spice at the helm. So strap on your pyjamas and pour yourself lashings of ginger beer and have a gander.

I have just spent the last 5 hours playing Guild Wars with Hubster (Fissure of Woe completed, I thank you very much) to keep him awake after a night flight (I know, it was a sacrifice). So some chores have been done, but not as much as I'd hoped. Ho hum.

Here's something to get you going for a summer's Saturday night.